Hayden Panettiere:
Hayden Panettiere
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Information:
Name: Hayden Panettiere
Born: 1989-08-21
Height: 1.55
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Filmography:
Normal (2003), The Tonight Show with Jay Leno (2007), Bring It On: All or Nothing (2006), On the Set: Raising Helen (2004), Richard & Judy (2007)
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Brenda Song:
Brenda Song
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Information:
Name: Brenda Song
Born: 1988-03-27
Height: 1.57
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Filmography:
100 Deeds for Eddie McDowd (2000), Walt Disney World Christmas Day Parade (2006), Disney's Really Short Report (2008), Wendy Wu: Homecoming Warrior 2 (2009), The Suite Life of Zack and Cody (2006)
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Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a
recital
in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle of the music, Kriesler got lost
and turned around to ask Rachmaninov, "Where are
we?"
Rachmaninov said, "Carnegie Hall, sir!"
WashbourneSebertPu
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aida
!
Aida who ?
Aida more than I drink !
RobRoyBoonedz
What did the boy banana say to the girl
banana?
"You have a lot of appeal."
KerwynGobrwycx
Q: What did a blind boy's parent's
do to
punish him? A: Rearranged the furniture
DineshAlvyQC
A boy sat on a train chewing gum and
staring vacantly into space, when suddenly an old woman sitting
opposite
said, 'It's no good you talking to me, young man, I'm stone
deaf
!'
CairoMarkeyho
Delmer: How'd you like the play last
night over at the high
school?
Parley: I only seed the first
act, but not the second. Delmer: Why
didn't you stay?
Parley: I couldn't wait that long. It said on the program, 'Two Years
Later.'
BanjimanLloyduS
How many students does it take to change a
light bulb?
None. Light bulb changing isn't in the course notes.
ElikaErcoleWM
Why would someone in jail want to catch the
measles?
So he could break out.
TuketuBifordzr
Why does your sister have yeast and
shoe polish for breakfast ?
Because she wants to rise and
shine.
YagoMarshop
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ?
'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty' !
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